Don’t worry, guys, nothing happened to me. No psycho showed up to take my skin, my eyes, my hair, or, well, pretty much everything and turn it into a scarf.

It’s just Pauser’s crazy way of paying tribute to my beauty. The 'Traits' scarf is carefully crafted using all the traits his Ape possesses. It looks lit, but still—I don’t feel that safe around him anymore. Who knows what he's planning next? Thank God I don’t exist in reality, because I can totally see him wanting to turn me into some handbags or something.